The Leekening Begins

8:30 a.m.: Rose from bed ravenously hungry. Tidied the kitchen, made leek soup in insant pot.

The Leekening Begins

8:45 a.m.: Prepared favorite mug for leekwater consumption.

Moriar Tea: That's what people brew.

9:00 a.m.: Began blog about eating leeks. New low.

10:00 a.m.: Ate some of the leeks with dash of olive oil, salt and pepper as prescribed. Drank hot leek water.

Why is this so good?

10:15 a.m.: Packaged up leeks and leekwater for the fridge. Remaining leek portion distressingly low. Will need to ration. 

11:00 a.m.: Drank second mug of hot leekwater. Is admittedly delicious.

Will this be enough sustenance to prevent murder? 

11:08 a.m.: Am I allowed to have coffee? Does drinking coffee cancel out the detoxing effects of the leekwater/starvation?

11:09 a.m.: I have to pee.

11:12 a.m.: I have to pee.

11:17 a.m.: I have to pee.

11:20 a.m.: I have to pee.

11:25 a.m.: Hungry.