The Leekening: Preparation

I told Dug about the Magical Leek Weekend idea, and in a show of support he scurried off to the market and bought me two pounds of leeks! There was a bit of confusion afterward and it took us some minutes of discussion to determine that kale is not leeks (apparently he misheard my text), but extra kale never hurt anyone. Will spend my Magical Leek Weekend researching kale recipes and, if we are lucky, the kale will go bad before we can use it.
This is kale.
The next day I went to the store and got however many leeks they had, and I also purchased some seasonal fresh fruit and other vegetables, assuming I will want to gorge myself immediately upon conclusion of The Leekening. Pro Tip: When you purchase cherries, try to spill them all over the trunk of your car. You will expend many calories as you attempt to gather them up and they defiantly roll away from your groping hands.

Try to spill cherries into the trunk of your car.

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